Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Maximus Searchage

Maximus in the HEEEEEEZZAAAYYYYY! Aite, kids, listen up. Maximus has been gettin some feedback from y’all and it seem’s y’all still confused on what it means to find a person now. More to the point - how the hizell you supposed to make it happen. Well first off, check that link. It’s pure cash money and will help you understand just what it all’s about, yo. Okay, now that you’ve found the cat, you gotta know if this is someone you wanna be dealin wit. Run a background check, y’all! Maximus guarantees it.
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Placenta Juice — Say What??

So my new girl Linds just dropped a bomb on Maximus, yall. She’s talking all crazy, saying that she read this article about how Placenta Juice Not Just For Babies and whatnot and she expects me to keep cool? Bitch crazy, for real. First off, we just makin it happen in the bedroom; we ain’t in love! Why’s she talking about babies? I dunno. She got me buggin, and when Maxiumus is buggin he can’t focus on what’s important in life: networking, cash, more networking, and more cash. Knowmsayin?? I had to take my laptop and hit up the coffee joint down the street to get my person search on before I went crazy in that piece. I think I just made a decision. Lindsey’s out. I can’t have that going on and messing with my mental. Messin up my money game. I’m just gonna stick to people search from now on.
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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Maxed Out

J/K I am never truly Maxed out.

So Drew ended up bailing out on the plan; big surprise right? After everything I said about him being real and shit. Well I don’t care. He can do what he wants, his loss, ya know? I didn’t really need him, I’m pimp enough on my own to strike it rich in the biz. I’m staying where I am for the moment but definitely do plan on branching out on my own really soon. I’m just gonna keep building up my network and flexing my people finder skills. Yeah! Oh and speaking of finding people, I met a new lady two nights ago. Her name is Lindsey and she is also way into people search. Isn’t that dope? We’re totally digging it together, learning about other people and ourselves. Yeah…

Actually Lindsey introduced me to this website Rant Farm. Right now they have this awesome piece adressed to the McCain girls. Do you think the McCain girls are boring? I do! Can I get a hell yeah for Rant Farm?

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Max Got Caught Up…But He Finds a Way Out

Well, Maximus Networkius is still fightin and ballin, but on a more subdued note. See, Drew from my marketing team caught on to my little maneuverings. How I’m bout to strike out on my own and get my real money on. I don’t know how he did it, but he assured me that ain’t no body know about this other than him. Thing is: he wants in. He knows that Maximus makes it happen on a daily basis, he knows that he stands to make a ton of ducats if he sticks with me. And for real, I can’t really blame him. He just playin the game. I respect that, to tell the truth, and Drew’s always been real to me, so I’m gonna bring him in. That way, I’ll have a bit more capital at my disposal, and no one’s gonna be the wiser. I actually could use a potnah in this scheme to do all the grunt work while I work my magic and focus on my natural charisma and mangnetic networking charm. This way I won’t need to find a person and teach them the ins and outs of the networking world. Cause if there’s one thing I don’t have, it’s patience for suckers…I don’t suffer fools, like my boy Willy S once said. People searches are one thing, networking’s another. A man can be finding friend, but ain’t no friends in this business. Aite, I spoke my piece. I’m about to be outta here. Going to Vitamin World. Peace gods.
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Maximum Networkage

Maximus Networkius is back in action, fellas. And no, I did not give myself that freakin’ awesome name. All my colleagues dubbed me thusly because of my crazy networking skills. Plus, we had just watched Gladiator, and I guess between Russell Crowe and a bit too much Riesling, people got out of hand and loose with the tongue. It works for me though. Max Bourbon ain’t complaining, that’s for sure. Complainers fail, strivers win. I’m a striver. I never stop working, especially the net kind. I’m shopping at Trader Joe’s for some quinoa? Networking, baby. Always that. You gotta be on your game at all times, if you wanna get ahead in the game. The game waits for no man. And you never know where a potential client will surface. That party Lil and I went to was crazy. Lotta boozin, lotta floozin, but a whole lotta networking. We doubled our base that night alone, and I’m almost ready to strike out on my own. Just gotta play the cards right for a bit more…and BAM, I’ll be ballin. But yall know how I got here, right? The power of people, and more specifically, the power of person search as it related to networking. All too often you’ll remember bits and pieces of a party, or will have misplaced the business card but you can remember the name. Well, with online search engines you’re able to search people and, with luck, find people. Anyway, if things keep going well, Lil and I plan on hitting up Coachella this year. We’ve always wanted to go, but up until now have had to work way too hard. I think we deserve it. I was looking online at what we should expect and how to prepare, and I came across this hilarious Giant List: Coachella Essentials. Anyway, Max is out. Gotta get that money!
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Maximizing My Prospects

Max back, and working the system–the networking system that is. People search has done nothing but good things for me. You gotta be a people person if you want to make it ahead in today’s world. And I’ve got what it takes. Thankfully, Lilly does too. My friend and I brought her in on our project, and she’s full of terrific ideas. It’s great being with someone who is as ambitious as I am. In fact, for Valentine’s Day, instead of doing something just the two of us, we’re heading out to a big party–for the sole purpose of networking. Girl scores some numbers, I gotta tell ya. Makes me proud.
Meanwhile, here’s some more goodies to send your way: people search tips and tricks found here. If you’re looking for someone who was enlisted, this find military site should help. And as an added resource that surprised me, Lilly showed me this thing on finding news archives online. Beleive it or not, it’s helped with some of the more tricky people searches I’ve done–a couple of them ended up making the local news, and people are always flattered when you know things like that. Anyway, back to work I go. My days here may be numbered, but I still gotta keep up appearances and do a good job–these are all potential clients here…
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Thursday, January 10, 2008

New Year to the Max

Okay guys, Max back, and boy am I back! Christmas with the folks was great. I met up with some old buddies and one of them is moving out my way, so we’re going to start a side business together–working toward that million. Wink Still can’t tell you all the details yet, but hopefully this is going to get us on our way. Meanwhile, New York with Lily was a blast, and yet again I met some great people to network with. I’m telling you, that really is going to be the secret to my sucesss. I can see my best-selling autobiography now…
Meanwhile, being back at work after break has been rough, even though I like my job. I keep getting distracted. Found this hilarious thing on the strangest facebook applications that I just have to share. I also have a couple new sites for you all: find a person is chock full of tips and tricks and find someone has even more. And back to the grind I go…planning and scheming the whole time.
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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Max Attack!

Oh boy! I feel I am on Max attack. I have been going full force with my life, in every area. My job is going great, I started dating this awesome girl, and I have been trying to make frequent visits to my parents on the weekends. I love everything I am doing, but I definitely am feeling a little burnt out. I don’t think the holidays could be coming at a better time. As much as I love my job, I need a vacation before I start hating it. I planned to spend part of my vacation with my family, actually on Christmas, and then over New Years, I booked a trip with my girlfriend to go to New York. It’s going to be a busy vacation yes, but I think I would die if I sat on the couch for two weeks. It’s just not my style to sit around and do nothing. Between doing all that, I am still finding time to do people searches. Crazy I know. Well, I haven’t been doing it too much, but I wanted to get in touch with some old buddies of mine so I have some people to hang out with when I go home for the holidays. I figure I can search people so easily, why not. My mom would love to see those guys too! Well before I found my girlfriend I found this good article I have been meaning to put up here on Consumer-Advocate.org- Online Dating, and it helped me. Luckily I found Lily in the supermarket and not online. See you after the holidays!
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Max the machine or millionaire?

I’m loving my new position, I thought it would be stressful, but it hasn’t been. I’ve found the busier I get, the more I get done and the more I take on, I’m a machine! On that note, I’ve actually had more time to people search rather tan less and have some great finding people blogs to recommend this month. People Search and Search People are 2 new great blogs discussing everything from people search to performing background checks. I saw this report on the news recently about a guy who found he had over $10,000 in unclaimed money, so I’ve been looking into if I possibley have any, I found this article on Find Anyone Now - finding unclaimed money that was helpful on how to find it. Wish me look, I may be a millionairenext time I blog!
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Max is Back!

That’s right, I am back! I just got a promotion too!! I am so excited. I have been working really hard for this for a long time now. It’s such a relief, but at the same time, it’s more stress. This new position is a lot more work, but I guess I knew this was coming. This leaves me little to no time to person search on the net, because now I actually have to do my work. I did however find this site called Find Anyone Now, which has really good articles. My favorite one was a how-to article on how to find high school friends. It made me do a little people searching of my own for high school friends. Anyways, I really should get back to the grind. Check back later.
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